- Friend 1: Why are you still single? I mean, who wouldn't date you.
- Friend 2: What, you haven't found the "right person" yet?
- Friend 3: Studies first?
- Me: Why the hell is everybody obsessing over my non-existent love life?
- All Friends: .....
- Me: Well, I can't date Naya Rivera, can I?
- Friend 1: Oh boy here we go.
